The segment is back, and slowly by slowly, we shall dissect your favourite social media users, one by one. This week, we battle Jeremiah Ainebyona (@jerryjones99) the Digital Executive of Fine Media Ltd and Bash Fahad Mutumba (@Mootoomber) a former Digital Executive at Galaxy FM and Boudoir Photographer.
We shall go right to it, no wasting time here! We will take it up from where we stopped!
CONTENT
Ainebyona is a very hilarious, online. We don’t know about his sense of humour in person. He has a way he connects easily with his audience and he knows what they love. But, can you find this somewhere else? Yes you can and as a matter of fact, so many social media users are like him.
Infact, Mutumba was like him about a year ago before his first account was suspended. When Twitter pushed him and he fell, he got back up with fresh content. The kind that will have you turning on his notifications on Twitter, following him on Instagram and Facebook and even doing everything possible to view his WhatsApp status updates. You never know which platform, his boudoir may feature.
For that glorious content, our snoops agree that Mutumba takes round 01. You can’t hate on this content.
Ainebyona 20% Mutumba 80%
INFLUENCING
Second round and the first go hand in hand. It is the content and engagement with audiences that defines an influencer. And like we’ve noted before, Ainebyona is undisputed on Twitter. You want results on Twitter he is your go to guy.
Mutumba is more of an all round influencer. Unlike Ainebyona, Mutumba cares about his audiences across social media. Not just Twitter. He will therefore appear big on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and even YouTube.
If your intentions are all round, he is the better option and will give you the result. Once again, he has edged Ainebyona.
Ainebyona 42% Mutumba 58%
RELATIONSHIP
SINGLE! Both of them.
There are uncomfirmed allegations that Ainebyona is in a relationship but we couldn’t verify that by press time. For Mutumba, the Lord is his Shepherd. He is so single, the boyfriends association admits that if it were not for his staunch Muslim background, they’d never allow their girls to take boudoir photos with him.
Ainebyona, like Mutumba is also on relationship vibes. If he is in a stable relationship (which we highly highly doubt), we dare him to post his girl. Just once! But he takes this category just for leaving us guessing!
Ainebyona 56% Mutumba 44%
MORE DEPRESSED FOR MISSING GRAD!
Incase you didn’t know, neither Ainebyona nor Mutumba graduated this year in January. Yet, they were both supposed to be with the 70th Graduation Class of Makerere University.
Both studying B.Com at MUBS and MAK respectively, these two twelebs were on vibes while their classmates were merry making. Having academic hurdles is normal, but peoples’ response is not the same.
Ainebyona was hard hit. He could not imagine he had failed to graduate! For the entire graduation week at Makerere, the MUBS bookworm would shy away from social media until the storm went away.
Your Boudoir Photographer, on the other hand, had already seen what was coming from about two years ago and was really calm through that week. His colleagues graduated and a week later, he was comfortably seated in class ready for the challenge.
Ainebyona 78% Mutumba 28%
FLESH
We know this category will give Ainebyona hard times pronouncing but it is the last one.
Ainebyona is plumpy, chubby and stout. All three words mean the same thing but our snoops believe referring to him as Fat may be politically incorrect in these circumstances.
From childhood (he often shares his baby pics) he has always been that way and will effortless take this home.
Mutumba can explain! We particularly fixed in this category to tell his story while in First Year at Kann Hostel in Kikoni, Makerere. His roommate then admitted that there were bedbugs in the Hostel then, but usually, that was no problem. They’d spray at every beginning of sem and sleep comfortably through the semester.
“One of those nights when the Vikings (bedbugs) were overly notorious, they’d swarm you whole. You’d wake up and find hundreds splitting among your bed sheets. Mutumba was so thin, they carried him off his bed and landed him to the ground. He didn’t fall off, I watched them surround him and carry him to the ground. My first reaction was never, ‘damn, these bedbugs are killer’ I actually thought about that later. My first thought was “damn Mutumba, how many kilogrammes do you weigh?”
Ainebyona 90% Mutumba 10%
FINAL VERDICT!
The Stout wins.
Ainebyona 57.2% Mutumba 42.8%
Happy birthday Mutumba.
