Author: Edward Kasolo

On Wednesday 27th November 2019, Kampala Parents School (KPS) held an academic assembly which also marked the end of third term and report cards were issued out to pupils together with their parents. On this assembly it was announced that the young Ugandan rapper Patrick Senyonjjo aka Fresh Kid is among the academic giants of the school. Fresh Kid topped his primary two (P2) stream in the recently concluded end of year examinations and he led his fellow pupils to primary three come next year. This left the “bambi” singer and his fellow pupils surprised because they were not expecting…

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Yesterday, musician Rema Namakula was all over the news with pictures and videos from her introduction ceremony flooding the internet. Rema and her fiancee Dr Hamza Ssebunya are so in love that it has hurt some sections of the society. Especially Eddy Kenzo and other ‘Love Niggas’ that refuse to officially marry their women. Today, we ponder a question! What if it ends in tears? First of all, it would not be the first for Rema who has already been put in tears by Ssemyekozo himself. Ssebunya, we have learnt already has three wives and Rema is the third. If…

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A King’s College Budo student has been the subject of ridicule since last night when photos of the 2019 S.4 prom party of his class were shared on social media platform Twitter. The student, while taking a picture with his date, could not restrain his raging animal that immediately dashed out and created a bump in his trousers. “Local man could not can, small small touch in the waist and his member was baying for blood.” A social media user ridiculed the student. We got you a few pictures from the party which will be are the funniest things you…

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Singer Edirisa Musuuza alias Eddy Kenzo has returned to Uganda from the United States where he won the award of Best African Entertainer a few days ago. Kenzo, whom we recently learned was the “love nigga, Ssemyekozo” that his former partner Rema referred to in her song, spent the last days crying like a baby on social media asking the tough talking Kibuli Sheikh Muzaata to apologise to him for insults he hurled at him when he went to Rema’s introduction. Sheikh Muzaata applauded Rema for moving on from a man that had no intentions of marrying her and getting…

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Are you surprised? Uganda is the second biggest consumer of Alcohol in Uganda according to a recent survey. After a year themed, “Party after Party” the acts of the noble citizens have paid off and ranked them high. It is estimated that every Ugandan consumes 11.9 litres of alcohol annually and that itself is over and beyond. Statistically, it appears as such but in actual sense the population that actually consumes must have some Ugandans consuming more than 500 litres of alcohol annually by themselves. Interestingly however, only 4% of this is Beer and 2% wine. 94% of the alcohol…

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Long journeys are always a piss off especially if you are used to taking the same route and nothing still fascinates you along the way. I thought it was going to be the same usual boring journey, and not that I had a choice, I had to travel because of what awaited me in Kabarole, my girlfriend. It had been a while since I had tasted her pussy juices and my guess was that she was most probably dripping in anticipation of my arrival to town. I boarded the bus at 6 pm with the assurance that this dark cloud…

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They say campusers “campus babes” play hard to get, but I stand to disagree with such conclusions. Not if you are straight to the point and direct in what you really want. It’s a very cold Tuesday evening, am seated in my room, right at my reading table, so drawn away from the world that I hardly realized it had been raining outside until my roomie entered the room all dripping wet. All I could think about was how to beat Ssajabi’s deadline. Yes it was micro-economics again! Those who have been at FEMA can relate, so close I was…

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