President Saleh, the recently annointed leader of Love Niggas in Uganda (sorry Eddy Kenzo, this one is a more proper Ssemyekozo) has been awash social media as he washed dirty linen after dirty linen from his past relationship with Kiga beauty Esther Birungi of UCU.
Having been on the watch for updates in this drama that has captured the eyes of every social media user in Uganda, The Ugandan Wire has compiled a full list of all the 32 Girls that Saleh has threatened to reveal if they don’t start behaving in his private messages and inbox.
- Sandra Mwesiga
She is not new to social media drama, infact our folks in the newsroom believe she introduced the hitherto innocent social media user Saleh, to this kind of life.
After her break up with Kampala iPhone dealer Stan Ssempijja, Sandra scammed him with different accounts – a trick she had performed on all her exes and they decided to come out and expose her. The hashtag #SurvivingSandra has all the receipts.
She quickly jumped in with Saleh and ever since that day, kasajja kattu has been in drama after drama. He has played so much drama online, snoops believe he is the new Tyler Perry.
So, of course, Sandra got the ball tour. In fact, she began the public display of affection for Saleh. Before her, the man was only known in his family.
2. Assumpta (Not real name)
This one came after Sandra. Assumpta, little known even now, secretly romped Saleh and left no receipts. We only came to know her after Saleh could not hide the juices she was splashing on him every night and came clean about their relationship.
They even broke up and Assumpta left the same way she came, unnoticed. Saleh, being the man he is, jumped on to the next bird without giving his former relationship a proper time to settle down. That’s how number 3 comes in.
3. Betty (Also, not real name)
By now, you can already see that the man is a certified tour guide. Infact, UTB weyayu?
Betty came, went to photoshoots with the tour guide, romped him (raw by the way), probably aborted four times and also left when her then lover went back to Sandra his ex.
Sandra, from #1 reclaimed her man and they began proper loving again. But this second time, we have learned, was just a sex catch up.
The two just romped each other and when Saleh finally received that “Hi Sugar!” text from Esther, they went separate ways.
Sandra has since gotten married and is living a less dramatic life under the roof of a certain loaded hajji that even made her convert to Islam.
4. Esther Birungi
This UCU bird has been the climax of Saleh’s dramatic love life. Yesterday (on Christmas) their toxicity was at its all time high and they revealed the dirtiest bedroom secrets to ever hit social media streets.
In fashion typical of clout chasers with a level of unmatched toxicity after a bitter split, Saleh revealed that if Esther had not aborted all their ‘children’, she would be a mother of 7 now.
He mourned the “killing” of his kids and has ever gone a mile longer to release audios of themselves on the way to the butcher’s (abortion clinic) while he tried to beg Esther not to abort.
“I am really determined. There is nothing you can do to change my mind. My periods missed a long time ago while you were still abroad and I didn’t tell you. I have been to four clinics and they all confirm the results, so I just need you to be supportive.” Esther is heard saying in the audios.
Esther got Saleh’s ball tour the very first night they met. He picked her up in Mukono and romped her all night at his Namugongo rental. They have since romped so much that recently on 29th November, 2019, Esther was in his inbox begging for some more of what we have learned is very ruthless meat.
[To be continued]