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Celebrity Death-Match! Martha Kay Vs Lynda Ddane, Battle Between Kla’s Yummiest Delicacies

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Celebrity Death-Match! Martha Kay Vs Lynda Ddane, Battle Between Kla’s Yummiest Delicacies
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Most Ugandans especially those in male circles have always had unending arguments, some leading to fights upon whom, between Martha Kay and Lynda Ddane, is the hottest female celebrity in Uganda as of now.

We won’t explore so deep into their education background but what we are sure of is that both are delicacies from Western Uganda. Let’s get into it;

Skin Color

Both Lynda Ddane and Martha Kay have a perfect skin, oily and extremely so tempting melanin that every woman and man would die for.

Even without make up, they radiate perfection wherever they be. However, Lynda is more light skinned compared to Martha. From The Single Men’s Association, light skinned women always win in every perspective as long as it’s melanin related.

So, Lynda Ddane stands at 55% and Martha at 45%

Booty

This is very tough region that gave us a hard time as we tried to rate who actually posses a firm well endowed, curvy and flabby southern hemisphere.

All the two posses what every man would wish to have a potion of. Whenever on TV, they cause whopper disturbances among-st men as they vehemently wish they could even have just a piece.

Trust me, most men would sell their kidneys to have a good time with these two. Regardless, we later concluded on this issue, we realized that Martha Kay’s bum was perfectly crafted with God as the on-site supervisor himself.

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She has that oval-rounded grutels that keep twerking helplessly even when she minding her own business and we are all so confident about this because we got to actually visualize them in reality when her nudes leaked.

From that scale: Martha Kay 60%, Lynda 40% .

Thigh-Land

They all posses sex oozing thighs, succulent enough to feed the entire world on optical nutrition for a decade.

As we did our survey on this specific feature, most men openly told us how appetizing their thick thighs are, so good that these 2 girls know it and they won’t stop exhibiting them even in-front of cameras in their exotic miniskirts.

But man, Lynda’s thighs are so extreme to the extent that they catalyze the accumulation of mucosa in a man’s mouth.

So, Martha Kay 42%, Lynda Ddane 58%

Eyes

Goshh!! these two queens have big eyes that can lead a man to a helpless orgasm by a mere eye contact with one of them.

But Martha Kay’s eyes are telescopic, that possibly can show you God’s seat in heaven while you are on earth.

We won’t go deep into this because every thing is self-explanatory. Martha Kay 60%, Lynda Ddane 40%

Overall!

Lynda Ddane – 48.25

Martha Kay – 51.75

And we have our winner!

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