This website has received shocking revelations that a Kenyan police officer has been arrested and quarantined after he was caught ruthlessly bonking a female COVID-19 patient that was being quarantined at the Agricultural Training Centre (ATC) in the same district.
According to sources, yesterday (Thursday) at 10pm, Police Constable Emmanuel Ng’etich, who had been assigned the task of manning the facility, began engaging a yet to be identified COVID-19 patient in chitty conversations after he had generated blue balls for over a month.
He immediately made plans with the similarly sexually starved COVID-19 patient and the two agreed to survey their nether regions and rid themselves of the Rare White Rhinoceros Horn they were growing in their pants.
“All the officers went to check what was happening. However, they did not find Ng’etich and the COVID-19 patient. They became suspicious and started looking around. Several minutes past 10pm, they heard noise and commotion emanating from the women’s ward,” says a police report filed at the Busia Police Station at 00:30am Friday, July 17.
According to the authorities, when they went into the woman’s room, they found her and Ng’etich naked in bed. The COVID-19 patient had allegedly forgotten her conditions and was screaming like a pig in the abbatoir.
“When we came closer, we thought the patients were having a deadly case. Little did we know that it was our colleague Bwana Ng’etich that was sending the woman into ICU with his hardened and thirsty-as-a-camel gologo.” A Police Officer told The Ugandan Wire.
Police Constable Ng’etich was arrested and immediately placed under quarantine at the same facility. His firearm, according to reports, was confiscated by senior officers from the Busia GK Prison.
Comrade Ng’etich’s pleas to be quarantined with his new found friend fell on deaf ears.
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