Most Makerere University Business School (MUBS) students on social media are lamenting over President Museveni’s directive to close all schools, universities, churches and hangout spots around the country.

All students across the country were directed to leave school premises by Friday Midday back to their homes to prevent the spread the world pandemic COVID-19.



However, most MUBS sex pests are counting this as a loss and an obstacle to their bonking programs. They think all women will be in their homes with utmost curfew and won’t be serviced for a whopping 32 day holiday.

In other universities like UCU, students had overnights in bars and pork joints last night celebrating the president’s directive.

The sex pests have now decided to take matters in their own hands during the self quarantine period for 30 days.