“I Will Bonk You Until Kingdom Come” – Prophet Mbonye’s Son Assures Lover

Simon Ssenyonga, the spiritual son of stylish city preacher Prophet Mbonye has officially wedded his long term girlfriend and UBC TV news anchor Sharon Kyomugisha in an exclusive ceremony in Bugolobi today.

Ssenyonga, who according to controversial city pastor Gabriel Ssempa is the the defacto number two to Prophet Mbonye, was introduced today by his girlfriend to her parents in an invite only ceremony.

Clad in clothes similar to Rwandan Royal attire, Ssenyonga’s entourage stormed his father in law’s home in a convoy of Range Rovers that left many city dwellers with their hands on their mouths.

Specially branded Simon, from number one to five, the Range Rovers assured the parents of the bride that she was being placed in good hands and that she would not starve.

We have also learnt that the groom proposed to his woman in spectacular fashion when he rented out the cinema section of Acacia Mall and popped the question using the massive cinema display.

Earlier this week, he organised a bridal shower for his bride that folks say cost him a whooping Shs 50M. He seems very serious with his woman and we can only wish them the best. May it not end in tears.